Oh Nancy

I can't decide who I despise more , Barbara Boxer or Cryptkeeper Pelosi. I am going to go with The Cryptkeeper. Pelosi is a joke, she is an old haggard witch that needs some water thrown on her . Pelosi is definetly the National Poster Child for the Mentally challenged. She is incredibly stupid, egotistical, deceitful, a proven liar, and apparently a living legend in Her own troubled mind. Oh and let's not forget she is also the only woman in politics who's skin isn't really hers. At least Boxers skin is actually her own. The womans face is so tight she can't help but always smile. Remember when she cried on national tv , saying how the tea party goers are Nazis ? Well sources tell me the reason she cried was because her plastic surgeon screwed up on her face. ( if that is even her real face).  Remember About one week ago ninkapoop nancy says "we're very close..." I hope she means to committing suicide. Intact I think the entire senate seat should be getting an enema so all the ... Well you know. She is so unlikable , whenever she appears on my tv , my dogs try running into the street during traffic. She has the personality of a lhama the brain of a goldfish and the looks of the cryptkeeper. You know in England the speaker of the house is not allowed to speak unless spoken to. God I wish this was the case.  The scary thing about her is that she controls the house of representatives and is third in line for the presidency. My god can you imagine Pelosi as president? I cringe everytime this creature would hold a press confrence. With Nancy Pelosi it's  the same old liberal mantra, "let's take money away from the people who work for it and give it to the people who won't". This woman is scary enough to give Freddy Kruger nightmares. Just wait until Botox Nancy's House libtards put taxpayer funded abortion and total government run health insurance policies (the "public option") back into the bill….and the stups in the Senate only need 50 votes (not 60 votes) to pass it. When will this mindless nation ever learn that there is absolutely no such thing as a "moderate" democrat?.
And with that I leave you to think how would you feel with Pelosi as president.