Oh Joy

I have realized that there is one person who annoys the crap out me more than Nancy Pelosi and Robert Gibbs combined. That person is non other than Joy Behar. It seems her goal in life is to cause  irritation or annoyance to anyone who disagrees with her. I wouldn't be suprised  if she  likes to suck on a bone then eat pedigree before dinner. She is the most asinine person ever to be on that feminazi show "The View". Even Rosie O'donnell wasn't as retarted as that woman. Everytime she talks it always ends up being the republicans or the GOPs fault. I can't believe what this bitch gets away with saying. She claimed "black Friday" was offensive to African Americans . Is this woman on crack? Even whoopi Goldberg looks at her like she has a penis for a nose. She seems to be  slow and has a hard time learning. She probably doesn't  have many friends and seems to be deemed inferior by society. She  believes that she is  always right, and better than everyone. Joy Behar states "If you're black you have to be a Democrat!"
What is insane is that someone as inane as Behar actually has a platform from which to spout her drivel. Now thats insane. Joy Behar is a blithering idiot and should be shipped off to a mental institution with Jeaneane Garafolo. The woman claims to be Jewish when in reality it was her partner who's last name is behar , she got remarried and still refuses to drop her exes name? I feel bad for her new bitch.. I mean husband.  
Now for those of you who know me I am not a Sarah Palin fan , I would have to be pissed drunk to vote for her. I cannot believe Behar is making me defend Palin. Joy Behar is so hateful to Palin I think she is a closet lesbian. Must we listen to every other sentence knocking Sarah Palin? It reminds me of jealous school girls in high school who hated a girl they thought was so superior to them. Talk about obsessive, she needs therapy fast.
And oh yes without a doubt the woman is an idiot, especially politically. By the way what is with that constant flirty flick of her head??? On a side not has anyone ever noticed that Liberals are more concerned with race then Conservatives? I wonder why that is...  Don't worry Joy, both Clint Black and Jack Black are changing their last names so you wont get confused. Sheeesh !  This is the lady who calls Sarah Palin and Airhead? I mean she gets offended by anything with black in it " blackmail" "black Friday" my god even whoopi thinks she's full of shit. Here is a conversation between behar and Goldberg. 
Goldberg: Oh, hello and welcome to ‘The View.’ Today is Black Friday, all day long. And I’m going to stay black all day because of it. 

Behar: Isn’t it a little racist to call it Black Friday? 

Goldberg: Well, I would have called it African American Friday, but that’s taking something away from it.

Behar: But there’s a negative connotation to it? Or does it mean something else?

Goldberg: No, it’s like when you make all the money – you’re in the black. 

Behar: So it’s positive? 

Goldberg: Yeah. It’s in the black, so it’s a huge great thing. 

Behar: A lot of times, like blackmail is negative, black sheep.

Goldberg: Black people. 

Behar: No, not black people. 

Goldberg: But it used to be, it used to be.
This has got to be a joke this woman has the brains of a goldfish. She says Bill Oreilly is ignorant? Then what does that make her mentally challanged or just plain brain dead. I cannot even write the way I feel about her. She makes pelosi look sane. This woman if  you can even call her that , makes me want to throw up. Her voice sounds like Ricky shroder from silver spoons. Everytime you hear her voice you wish you where deaf or dead. If I ever run into her I would be awarded a medal for beating the crap out of that ugly fire crotch bitch. I don't really know how to end this article other than she is a pinhead , no one on the view likes her,  even with the best make up artists she somehow still looks like crap. And with that I leave you to wonder why this woman is even sill alive.  
 

The true meaning of Christmas

Well Hanukkah came by quickly and soon enough it will be Christmas. Although I have never celebrated Christmas , I have always wanted a tree to decorate and have those cheesey lights , and a inflatable Santa on my lawn. Except for the fact I don't have a lawn. To be able to smell the pork roasting on Christmas day , except for the fact I'm Jewish and I am kosher and don't eat pork. I have always wanted to wake up to the smell of eggnog and opening a present under the lighted Christmas tree. Aside from all that , people don't seem to enjoy the holidays and I wonder about that. I want to be able to  slave away in the kitchen, baking dozens of Christmas cookies, preparing gourmet meals and arranging a beautifully adorned table. Except for the fact I don't know how to cook , and I hate putting the table. What I really want is the Christmas expierence. Sadly I will never have one like most of people in the middle east. I mean what is Christmas really all about why does it feel so magical?The true spirit of Christmas reflects a dedication to helping those in need, to giving hope to those in despair, and to spreading peace and understanding throughout the earth. Is that what Christmas is all about ? I love walking through Beverly hills during Christmas to see Tiffany all lighted up and walking on rodeo drive , to see the reindeer with Santa. I am not religious Im more of an atheist but their is something about Christmas that is just so beautiful to me. iT's as if Christmas waves a magic wand . . . and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful. The streets are brighter people seem more happier unless your a member  of the ACLU . Basically what I am saying is people need to lighten up,  saying merry Christmas won't kill you. I'm Jewish and if someone tells me merry Christmas I say thank you . I don't freak out and say " how dare you!  don't you put your beliefs on me" I mean really it's kind of ridiculous that  people take something as saying " merry Christmas " like their calling you fat . People need to lighten up and if it bothers you so much then there  is something wrong with you. What we need to do is  Spend some time thinking about your loved ones.
Be patient with others and don’t get worked up about little things
Have fun. Force yourself if necessary.
…and don’t forget to Have A Very Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year.