Saturday, December 26, 2009

Oh Joy

I have realized that there is one person who annoys the crap out me more than Nancy Pelosi and Robert Gibbs combined. That person is non other than Joy Behar. It seems her goal in life is to cause  irritation or annoyance to anyone who disagrees with her. I wouldn't be suprised  if she  likes to suck on a bone then eat pedigree before dinner. She is the most asinine person ever to be on that feminazi show "The View". Even Rosie O'donnell wasn't as retarted as that woman. Everytime she talks it always ends up being the republicans or the GOPs fault. I can't believe what this bitch gets away with saying. She claimed "black Friday" was offensive to African Americans . Is this woman on crack? Even whoopi Goldberg looks at her like she has a penis for a nose. She seems to be  slow and has a hard time learning. She probably doesn't  have many friends and seems to be deemed inferior by society. She  believes that she is  always right, and better than everyone. Joy Behar states "If you're black you have to be a Democrat!"
What is insane is that someone as inane as Behar actually has a platform from which to spout her drivel. Now thats insane. Joy Behar is a blithering idiot and should be shipped off to a mental institution with Jeaneane Garafolo. The woman claims to be Jewish when in reality it was her partner who's last name is behar , she got remarried and still refuses to drop her exes name? I feel bad for her new bitch.. I mean husband.  
Now for those of you who know me I am not a Sarah Palin fan , I would have to be pissed drunk to vote for her. I cannot believe Behar is making me defend Palin. Joy Behar is so hateful to Palin I think she is a closet lesbian. Must we listen to every other sentence knocking Sarah Palin? It reminds me of jealous school girls in high school who hated a girl they thought was so superior to them. Talk about obsessive, she needs therapy fast.
And oh yes without a doubt the woman is an idiot, especially politically. By the way what is with that constant flirty flick of her head??? On a side not has anyone ever noticed that Liberals are more concerned with race then Conservatives? I wonder why that is...  Don't worry Joy, both Clint Black and Jack Black are changing their last names so you wont get confused. Sheeesh !  This is the lady who calls Sarah Palin and Airhead? I mean she gets offended by anything with black in it " blackmail" "black Friday" my god even whoopi thinks she's full of shit. Here is a conversation between behar and Goldberg. 
Goldberg: Oh, hello and welcome to ‘The View.’ Today is Black Friday, all day long. And I’m going to stay black all day because of it. 

Behar: Isn’t it a little racist to call it Black Friday? 

Goldberg: Well, I would have called it African American Friday, but that’s taking something away from it.

Behar: But there’s a negative connotation to it? Or does it mean something else?

Goldberg: No, it’s like when you make all the money – you’re in the black. 

Behar: So it’s positive? 

Goldberg: Yeah. It’s in the black, so it’s a huge great thing. 

Behar: A lot of times, like blackmail is negative, black sheep.

Goldberg: Black people. 

Behar: No, not black people. 

Goldberg: But it used to be, it used to be.
This has got to be a joke this woman has the brains of a goldfish. She says Bill Oreilly is ignorant? Then what does that make her mentally challanged or just plain brain dead. I cannot even write the way I feel about her. She makes pelosi look sane. This woman if  you can even call her that , makes me want to throw up. Her voice sounds like Ricky shroder from silver spoons. Everytime you hear her voice you wish you where deaf or dead. If I ever run into her I would be awarded a medal for beating the crap out of that ugly fire crotch bitch. I don't really know how to end this article other than she is a pinhead , no one on the view likes her,  even with the best make up artists she somehow still looks like crap. And with that I leave you to wonder why this woman is even sill alive.  
 

3 comments:

Jeremy Crow said...

I'll find the link for you tomorrow but watching Sarah Palin's "hair and wardrobe stylist" put Behar in her place was classic ..
Unfortunately Behar is the perfect example of that Oprah Winfrey argument that "feelings and emotions trump facts or decency" and because of that a lot of people listen to her inane banter ..
Really getting into your writing .. keep up the good work ;8D

JC

exeal said...

The only things I can disagree with is that Behar doesn't claim to be Jewish and she did not remarry... She has been living with a man (Steve Janowitz) for over 20 years. Other than those two things, you are so, so right.

I will add that it was funny watching Behar substitute for Larry King because she would... read... the... teleprompter... in... a... monotone... with a blank expression on her face. The only difference with her own show is that now she's trying to look perky by grinning and bobbing her head around while she obviously reads a teleprompter.

Behar still hasn't improved as an interviewer. After asking a question she starts shuffling through her notes looking for her next question instead of listening to the guest's answer. After the guest answers, Behar says in a flat monotone "Uh-huh" because she hasn't even bothered listening.... A lot of the time guests leave great openings for follow-up questions but Behar is too busy flipping through her pile of papers to even notice.

And could someone please ask Behar to stop laughing at her own jokes? It's like she has to laugh to make sure that everyone knows she's suppose to be funny.

One night on Behar's HNL show during the week of November 15, 2009 she interviewed George Pataki, former New York Governor and then she interviewed Anthony Weiner, Congressman from New York. The two men were there to talk about terrorist Khalid Shaikh Mohammed's trial to be held in New York.

During the first interview Pataki said the trial should NOT be held in NY and was explaining the problems with national security and leaks. He gave an example of the trial for "blind sheikh" (Omar Abdel Rahman) where Rahman's defense attorney was given information and that information was leaked to Al-Qaeda very quickly.

Behar decides it's time to make a joke.

BEHAR: Can't we just do something about that type of leaks? I mean, why can't he be in solitary confinement without a Blackberry? I don't understand why that leaked.

Side note: Behar starts laughing at her own joke. Pataki doesn't react to Behar's joke and continues trying to explain the seriousness of leaked information and military tribunals to Behar until she cuts in to end the interview.

Next, Weiner was brought on and explained why he thought the trials should be in New York. As he's finishing his explanation about a serious subject Behar decides to try her comedic skills again.

BEHAR: Alright, well I hope it's not a circus like the OJ trial was. I don't think I could stand to see Marsha Clark again. Hahahaha Kidding!! Kidding, congressman.

Side note: Again laughing at her own joke while Rep. Weiner gives a tight lipped half smile, half grimace and shakes his head back and forth once. He was probably wondering why he even bothered trying to have a discussion about an important subject with such a boob. Behar continued to chuckle at her joke as they cut to a commercial.

Behar is not a good interviewer. She's not very knowledgeable on political issues and when she knows she can't have an intelligent conversation she resorts to trying to make jokes... And then laughing at her own jokes.

One more side note: Several times during her show you can hear crewmembers/staff in the background give loud guffaws when Behar tells a joke. Is that person paid to do that on cue to make sure the audience realizes that Behar has told a joke? I'm just saying.........

Mike said...

Your writing is entertaining. Keep the posts coming.
Spot on about Behar, can't stand the bitch.
Mike
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