Halloween

Today just Happens to be one if not my only favorite holiday , today is Halloween. It's a time for stocking up on ridiculous amounts of candy and handing them out to the kids who bang on your door. Secretly we hand out more candy to those with the cuter costumes , at least I do. But honestly let's look what Halloween really is about , it's about dresing like a hooker and getting treats for it. Mind you it's not a bad thing secretly
I think every girl wants to be a slut or at least look like one , once a year. That is why I live Halloween ! You can look like the whore next door and not be judged simply
because it is Halloween ! This year I was having trouble thinking what I wanted to dress up as, I was originally going to be a catholic school girl. Seeing as I was Jewish I thought it would be pretty sexy and funny. I kept changing my mind of what I wanted to be , a nurse (too overdone) a vampire ( too common ). I finally ended up going to a store and found the perfect costume it was a very sexy ballerina. Alas I had bought my costume but I still wanted to add something to it. I thought to myself , I wanted to go as Eliot spitzers call girl. I called my friend Thomas up and asked him to go with me to the the playboy mansion. I go every year , of course thomas agreed who wouldn't ? Thomas told me he was going as Barack Obama , I laughed because he does look a bit like Obama . I told him what I was going as he told me you should rename the costume and also say I was his czar! Brilliant I thought! So ladies and gents my costume is a princess/ Eliot spitzer call girl/ sex czar! It's pretty creative. I hope everyone has a safe and sexy Halloween remember it's a magical night
and anything goes! I mean my date is Barack obama!